why do undergraduate white males (assuming that they're straight as well) think they're cool because they are reading 1) ayn rand 2) kerouac 3) burroughs 4) ginsberg ? seriously, this gives you license to be smug?
why do these same white males think that they can pick up women by reading gay/bisexual authors?
why did summer take so long to get here and then turn around and leave?
why is glenn beck given any kind of platform? seriously, he's an idiot
why do i constantly feel the need to run?
why does it always feel like i am under water when i do run?
why can't keith olbermann run the universe?
why do i see so many people with tattoos now? (not that there's anything wrong with it)
Showing posts with label "why" day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label "why" day. Show all posts
Friday, August 27, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
why day friday
ok i'm starting it back up:
why does johnny depp not age? seriously..it's kind of creepy
why does the old dude at the coffee shop not see the uncomfortable facial expressions of the women that he is hitting on? and fyi dude tuck in your shirt or don't but please for the love of god stop with the half tucked look
why do i feel panicked all of the time?
why do i look better on paper? i mean, really, a guy will ask me out on a date and then i never hear from him again
why can't i just feel comfortable with myself, books, poetry, and writing to keep me company?
why is enough really never enough?
why are my thumbs twitching as if there is something wicked coming?
why does johnny depp not age? seriously..it's kind of creepy
why does the old dude at the coffee shop not see the uncomfortable facial expressions of the women that he is hitting on? and fyi dude tuck in your shirt or don't but please for the love of god stop with the half tucked look
why do i feel panicked all of the time?
why do i look better on paper? i mean, really, a guy will ask me out on a date and then i never hear from him again
why can't i just feel comfortable with myself, books, poetry, and writing to keep me company?
why is enough really never enough?
why are my thumbs twitching as if there is something wicked coming?
Friday, February 13, 2009
why day friday
why IS 1 the loneliest number?
why aren't bush and cheney being tried for war crimes?
why do people drive like idiots when the weather conditions are so bad?
why do my neighbors always have to slam their damn doors?
and, inspired by the blog "what ladder?" (look to the left)
honestly, why HAVEN'T we had sex yet?
why aren't bush and cheney being tried for war crimes?
why do people drive like idiots when the weather conditions are so bad?
why do my neighbors always have to slam their damn doors?
and, inspired by the blog "what ladder?" (look to the left)
honestly, why HAVEN'T we had sex yet?
Friday, December 05, 2008
why day friday
1) why do i always feel like i'm running late even when i have no place to go?
2) why is annie lennox's song "why?" so damn good?
3) why does it seem so damn cold when we're supposed to be globally warming?
4) why is bush not being impeached?
2) why is annie lennox's song "why?" so damn good?
3) why does it seem so damn cold when we're supposed to be globally warming?
4) why is bush not being impeached?
Friday, November 28, 2008
why day friday
why is it that when my "gaydar" is off it's atrocious but when it's on it's perfect?
why is it a proven fact that every time a gay man fems it up a straight man cries?
why does george michael's voice still sound so good after all of that crack?
why is it that people with the most to live for commit suicide?
why is it a proven fact that every time a gay man fems it up a straight man cries?
why does george michael's voice still sound so good after all of that crack?
why is it that people with the most to live for commit suicide?
Friday, November 21, 2008
why day friday
why is it snowing so early this year?
why can't this economy just get over it?
why are jobs so hard to find and the price of gas is lower?
why are steven king novels so damn addicting?
why are vampires so cool?
why am i a geriatric goth and not a geriatric emo?
why can't this economy just get over it?
why are jobs so hard to find and the price of gas is lower?
why are steven king novels so damn addicting?
why are vampires so cool?
why am i a geriatric goth and not a geriatric emo?
Friday, November 14, 2008
why day friday
why am i always being held to someone else's time frame?
why is it so difficult for me to be concise?
why do people use their car horns for doorbells?
why do i always misspell "definately"?
why do the smartest students never speak up?
why am i not impressed?
why is it so difficult for me to be concise?
why do people use their car horns for doorbells?
why do i always misspell "definately"?
why do the smartest students never speak up?
why am i not impressed?
Friday, November 07, 2008
why day friday
why do i see xmas trees already?
why does coke taste better than pepsi?
why can't the weather make up its mind?
why does 30mph seem so slow?
why do i feel like i'm a repeat offender all of the fucking time?
why does coke taste better than pepsi?
why can't the weather make up its mind?
why does 30mph seem so slow?
why do i feel like i'm a repeat offender all of the fucking time?
Friday, October 31, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
why day friday
1) why do broken hips take so long to heal?
2) why does the taste of cold coffee seem unnatural?
3) why is fall the shortest season?
4) why are tuesday/thusday teaching schedules so difficult to come by?
5) why does the hours put in on a job search seem like wasted time?
2) why does the taste of cold coffee seem unnatural?
3) why is fall the shortest season?
4) why are tuesday/thusday teaching schedules so difficult to come by?
5) why does the hours put in on a job search seem like wasted time?
Friday, October 10, 2008
why day friday
why is it all or nothing?
why does coffee taste better in the morning?
why are endings always the hardest to get through?
why is _details_ magazine considered a hetero text?
why can't i specialize in one area?
why does the fall season always seem so short?
why does coffee taste better in the morning?
why are endings always the hardest to get through?
why is _details_ magazine considered a hetero text?
why can't i specialize in one area?
why does the fall season always seem so short?
Friday, September 26, 2008
why day friday
why am i still using my air conditioner in september?
why do my cats have to use the litter box right after i clean it? and it wasn't that "dirty" to begin with
why do i feel that i have made a really big mistake?
why, all of a sudden, am i using physics and grammar metaphors in my writing?
why is philip pullman such a good writer?
given all of the crap that i have been going through this year, why am i not crazy yet?
why is chicago so close and yet so far away?
why do my cats have to use the litter box right after i clean it? and it wasn't that "dirty" to begin with
why do i feel that i have made a really big mistake?
why, all of a sudden, am i using physics and grammar metaphors in my writing?
why is philip pullman such a good writer?
given all of the crap that i have been going through this year, why am i not crazy yet?
why is chicago so close and yet so far away?
Friday, September 19, 2008
why day friday
why do i worry about small stuff and not really the big stuff?
why do some drivers think that going slower means "safer"?
why are friendships harder to maintain the older you get?
why are some people easy to forget?
why am i easy to forget?
why isn't it worth it?
why is existentialism always such a buzz kill?
why do some drivers think that going slower means "safer"?
why are friendships harder to maintain the older you get?
why are some people easy to forget?
why am i easy to forget?
why isn't it worth it?
why is existentialism always such a buzz kill?
Saturday, September 06, 2008
"why" day friday saturday...
why am i posting why day friday on saturday?
why do raspberry mochas taste so good?
why do people seem more insane the older i get?
why do i feel liberated when i probably should feel sad?
why do i feel sad when i probably should feel liberated?
why is life so paradoxical?
why do raspberry mochas taste so good?
why do people seem more insane the older i get?
why do i feel liberated when i probably should feel sad?
why do i feel sad when i probably should feel liberated?
why is life so paradoxical?
Friday, August 29, 2008
friday "why" day
why am i so predictable?
why do i always have to go to the grocery store 10 times a week?
why do i always expect too much?
why is the new harry potter movie taking so long to get here?
why must there always be loss?
speaking of which:
why do the writers of "lost" time their seasons so far apart from each other?
why do i always have to go to the grocery store 10 times a week?
why do i always expect too much?
why is the new harry potter movie taking so long to get here?
why must there always be loss?
speaking of which:
why do the writers of "lost" time their seasons so far apart from each other?
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