facebook

well i have now entered the ranks of 18 year old college students everywhere by getting a facebook page...

here are some things that i didn't foresee:

1) accepting students as friends...i won't ever accept current students but what about former ones...especially if those former ones can also become current in any given semester

2) totally getting friend requests from people i went to high school with...dude there is a reason why we have not stayed in touch why would having a facebook page be any different?

3) i have become preoccupied (to the point of a minor obsession) with checking my page at least 500xs a day

4) the potential for epic lulz by looking at student profiles who do not put their pages on private

why day friday

why IS 1 the loneliest number?

why aren't bush and cheney being tried for war crimes?

why do people drive like idiots when the weather conditions are so bad?

why do my neighbors always have to slam their damn doors?

and, inspired by the blog "what ladder?" (look to the left)

honestly, why HAVEN'T we had sex yet?

_the stand_

these are the images that go through my mind as i read this text

insert catchy title here

insert interesting and/or provocative text here

a hiatus?

i don't know....yeats said it best "things fall apart"

i guess we will see if i can start gluing these things back together again

but how many times can something be repaired before

it is rendered a lost cause?

ah, 2009, if anything...you are not failing me in your

absurd objective to disappointment